"Simp" Shirt: Medium Black Male

You are the opposite of pimp. You are a simp. You are doting to the degree that is sickening and unattractive. But you can't help it. It's as though you are entirely devoted to putting that special someone on a pedestal just for them to reject you over and over. Stop resenting them and acknowledge what you are with this "Simp" shirt. It'll be like putting up a flag that will attract hotties that are eager to take advantage of you.