You are the opposite of pimp. You are a simp. You are doting to the degree that is sickening and unattractive. But you can't help it. It's as though you are entirely devoted to putting that special someone on a pedestal just for them to reject you over and over. Stop resenting them and acknowledge what you are with this "Simp" shirt. It'll be like putting up a flag that will attract hotties that are eager to take advantage of you. 

You think you're hot stuff, don't you? Are you opinionated? Obnoxious? Well-to-do? Well-spoken? Does the altitude of your high horse give you nose bleeds? If you answered yes to any of these, then our "Uppity" t-shirt will suit you well. 

This shirt is full of creepy flavor. It depicts your favorite internet villain, Slenderman emerging from a grungy white frame with the tentacles on his back out and ready to snatch you up. Above the image is the word, “Stalker”.

This shirt is disturbing, creepy and rocking!