Are you tired of daddy government staring down his nose into your bedroom? It's time we stick it to the man! Figuratively speaking of course... Let the world know your position on uncomfortable positions with our "Sodomy Laws Are Gay" shirt. You'll be the life of the party, an intellectual socialite shining your progressive virtue on all the unevolved deplorables with this bold statement of love and dissent.

Most of us wake up to a world where in which we squander for meaning a purpose. Ultimately nothing matters. This shirt celebrates the epiphany of meaninglessness of existence. It’s an idea that frees you from ultimate concern and allows you the freedom to waste away as you see fit. After all, we all end up in the dirt. If you’re walking on ice you might as well dance.

This shirt features a dancing skeleton with nonsensical voodoo and spiritual symbology. Around the design are the words “Squander Your Talents” and “Nothing Matters”.

Wear with caution.This shirt will leave your Christian neighbors feeling butthurt. This shirt has the words “Stuck On Stupid” written on the chest. The “T” in both words is replaced with a shared Christian cross.

DISCLAIMER: Please make no mistake. We at Depressing T-Shirts loath humans of all creeds and kinds very much equally. We find the faithful no more or less despicable than our fellow non-believers. Humans in general suck. However we do not afford the ideasheld by groups to the advantage. Religious ideas are silly, archaic and dangerous. So, we are highly critical of these ideas any chance that we can.

This shirt bears the existential quantifier, “∄“ which means “THERE DOES NOT EXIST”. Surrounding this symbol is a circle bearing words which represent ideas that can only exist in concept. They are: purpose, knowledge, meaning and divinity. This shirt is guaranteed to get some fun and interesting conversations going. 

You think you're hot stuff, don't you? Are you opinionated? Obnoxious? Well-to-do? Well-spoken? Does the altitude of your high horse give you nose bleeds? If you answered yes to any of these, then our "Uppity" t-shirt will suit you well. 

You’re a hard worker. Yes you are. “You shovel sixteen ton. What do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.” Have you sold your soul to the company store? NEWSFLASH: You don’t have a soul. You’re just working hard now for the unrealistic hope that you’ll die comfortably in the future. If you’ve accepted this reality, why not give us some of your hard-earned money in exchange for a shirt that reads, “Working Hard Now To Die Comfortably In The Future”?

Now that Trump is in office we many are in fear that he is going to run civilization off of a cliff. The jury is still out judging the rationale that determines this logic. Nevertheless, we at Depressing T-Shirt seize all opportunities to remind others of depressing things. And, who is more depressing than Trump?

This T-Shirt depicts a smiling Donald Trump saying his unofficial catchphrase, “SAD!”

Indeed. SO SAD!

Trump is our President. This fact alone merits an acknowledgement somewhere on www.DepressingTShirts.com. We decided to do this by immortalizing his character on a Depressing T-Shirt.

A cornerstone of Donald’s persona is his uncanny ability to psychologically evade reality. He does this in many ways: following hack journalism, conspiracy sources and generally fake news from the likes of Alex Jones and Breitbart. Sometimes he just verbalizes his own crazy ideas as facts. However, the most amusing way he endures a cold dose of reality is by looking it in the eyes, puckering his lips into a wide “O” shape and simply replying “Wrong…”

This depressingly funny shirt depicts Donald Trump saying, “Wrong” in an apropos Comic Sans font.

We’re doomed.

May we laugh ourselves into oblivion.