You think you're hot stuff, don't you? Are you opinionated? Obnoxious? Well-to-do? Well-spoken? Does the altitude of your high horse give you nose bleeds? If you answered yes to any of these, then our "Uppity" t-shirt will suit you well. 

Are you tired? Rundown? Listless? Don’t just talk about it! Be about it. The world sits on your shoulders and you’ve accepted that fighting to resist it is a self-destructing act of futility. Let the world know that you’ve given-up on keeping your chin up with this utterly depressing t-shirt reading, “Slouching towards Oblivion. “

Now that Trump is in office we many are in fear that he is going to run civilization off of a cliff. The jury is still out judging the rationale that determines this logic. Nevertheless, we at Depressing T-Shirt seize all opportunities to remind others of depressing things. And, who is more depressing than Trump?

This T-Shirt depicts a smiling Donald Trump saying his unofficial catchphrase, “SAD!”

Indeed. SO SAD!

Trump is our President. This fact alone merits an acknowledgement somewhere on www.DepressingTShirts.com. We decided to do this by immortalizing his character on a Depressing T-Shirt.

A cornerstone of Donald’s persona is his uncanny ability to psychologically evade reality. He does this in many ways: following hack journalism, conspiracy sources and generally fake news from the likes of Alex Jones and Breitbart. Sometimes he just verbalizes his own crazy ideas as facts. However, the most amusing way he endures a cold dose of reality is by looking it in the eyes, puckering his lips into a wide “O” shape and simply replying “Wrong…”

This depressingly funny shirt depicts Donald Trump saying, “Wrong” in an apropos Comic Sans font.

We’re doomed.

May we laugh ourselves into oblivion.