"Legalize Crime" Shirt

As social cohesion continues to unravel in this country, what better way to show enthusiasm for the end times than by wearing a shirt that advertises your willingness to watch it all burn? The "Legalize Crime" shirt is perfect for any black-pilled nihilists eager to expedite the apocalypse and convey their apathy as humanity circles the drain. 

"Squander Your Talents" Shirt

Most of us wake up to a world where in which we squander for meaning a purpose. Ultimately nothing matters. This shirt celebrates the epiphany of meaninglessness of existence. It’s an idea that frees you from ultimate concern and allows you the freedom to waste away as you see fit. After all, we all end up in the dirt. If you’re walking on ice you might as well dance.

 

This shirt features a dancing skeleton with nonsensical voodoo and spiritual symbology. Around the design are the words “Squander Your Talents” and “Nothing Matters”.

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