Ever the life of the party, you’ve earn a reputation of infamy. Getting passed the gate keepers it seems is harder and harder. Own it. People don’t like you. If the extra-terrestrials were to need a mammalian specimen, they would likely choose something or someone else rather than you.
This shirt has a picture of a UFO abducting a cow as a father and their child witness the event. Above the image are the words, “Persona Non Grata”, because the aliens are smart enough to avoid humanity.