"Doubt" Shirt

This shirt is meant to encourage doubt. It repeats the word “doubt” in a pattern that the viewer might perceive as a tunnel. I guess the message is, “see where your doubt can take you”. You may find yourself enlightened. You may find yourself depressed. We don’t really care where your doubt takes you. All we want to help you do is find your doubt, and remind others that doubt is an option.

"Future Food" Cockroach Shirt

Have you ever stopped to think that this planet simply does not have the resources to sustain human life indefinitely? The population is only growing as is the demand for food. Our food and water supply is dwindling. In the event of an inevitable food crisis, should we decided to not turn cannibal, we will be forced to resort to less desirable food options. Luckily, with world is in no short supply of roaches.

This shirt depicts a cockroach on a gourmet-styled, round frame with the words “Future Food” written beneath it. Guaranteed to gross-out anyone you come across.

"Santa Isn't Real Nor Is Jesus #woke" Shirt

Ruin the holidays for little kids and parents alike! You are a conveyor of truth, a holder of the light. Let the kids know that Santa isn't real. Let them know that those presents under the tree aren't from the jolly old fat guy dressed in red. Let them know their god is a lie! Your eyes are open! You're so woke! Good for you!

This shirt is great for the Holidays. It has a picture of the fictitious Saint Nick with the words, "Santa Isn't Real Nor Is Jesus #woke.

This shirt is hilarious. Please don't pretend that it's not.

"Things That Don’t Exist" Shirt

This shirt bears the existential quantifier, “∄“ which means “THERE DOES NOT EXIST”. Surrounding this symbol is a circle bearing words which represent ideas that can only exist in concept. They are: purpose, knowledge, meaning and divinity. This shirt is guaranteed to get some fun and interesting conversations going. 

"Upptiy" Shirt

You think you're hot stuff, don't you? Are you opinionated? Obnoxious? Well-to-do? Well-spoken? Does the altitude of your high horse give you nose bleeds? If you answered yes to any of these, then our "Uppity" t-shirt will suit you well. 

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