Do you inspire people? Do you aspire to inspire people? Would a group of fool follow you blindly off of a cliff? This shirt is just the fit! With the words “Cult Leader” written on the front of this shirt, people will know that you’re the man (or woman) with the plan to take humanity to the next level. But, you can’t do it without the shirt.

This shirt is meant to encourage doubt. It repeats the word “doubt” in a pattern that the viewer might perceive as a tunnel. I guess the message is, “see where your doubt can take you”. You may find yourself enlightened. You may find yourself depressed. We don’t really care where your doubt takes you. All we want to help you do is find your doubt, and remind others that doubt is an option.

The Bible is loaded with dark moments, bizarre reasoning and questionable outcomes. Sometimes, it’s just weird. Every now and again, it hits you with something perverse that you can’t unread. This shirt highlights one of those moments. It just says “Ezekiel 23:20”.

Ezekiel 23 is about the Two Adulterous Sisters. Verse 20 really paints a picture of how adulterous one of them was. There are many translations to the bible, but the verse generally reads this way:

Ezekiel 23:20
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses”.

This Depressing T-Shirt depicts a silhouetted male figure sitting cross-legged both hands at his knees throwing up his middle fingers. He is immersed in seven circles, with the base of each going through a supposed chakra. In the top circle it reads, “Fuck Your Chakras”

Within the circles there is a quote from Friedrich Nietzsche reading, “It is a self-deception of philosophers and moralists to imagine that they escape decadence by opposing it. That is beyond their will; and, however little they acknowledge it, one later discovers that they were among the most powerful promoters of decadence.”

There is no god and you know it. “God is fiction”. That’s what the shirt says. Wearing this shirt in public might take guts, but it will serve as a stoic reminder to others that our experience, just like the observable universe, is finite in terms time. We’re all going to die and there is no afterlife. Let other’s contemplate this reality by casually observing this depressing t-shirt. Wear with caution.

We at Depressing TShirts believe that all brands of religiosity are a toxic and detrimental lie, spreading like sickness from generation to generation. What’s even worse than the religions themselves are the cinematic atrocities that they produce. The entire lexicon is a circle jerk siphoning millions of dollars from the faith flock, and as profiteers of mild nihilistic ideas on T-shirts, we can empathize with industries making money on bad ideas through mediocre outlets. This shirt is our response to our fellow proliferators of falsehoods and generally negative ideologies. It reads, “God’s Not Dead JK #YOLO”

I think many of us can agree that true, frank and honest discourse has taken a backseat while tribalism and intellectually dishonest narratives are driving civilization off of a cliff. And, while ultimately nothing matters, we do mourn for the days when bullshit was not so omnipresent in our society; days when opinions were somewhat informed, and folks were a bit more receptive towards data and information that didn’t necessarily get along well with their world view. Did those days ever truly exist? I digress…

If you recognize that rationality is a thing of the past, then wear this shirt to commemorate when discourse did not dissolve into the reductive meme culture of current. This beautiful shirt says “Reason Is Dead” on the front. May it inspire conversations that are worth having.

Ruin the holidays for little kids and parents alike! You are a conveyor of truth, a holder of the light. Let the kids know that Santa isn't real. Let them know that those presents under the tree aren't from the jolly old fat guy dressed in red. Let them know their god is a lie! Your eyes are open! You're so woke! Good for you!

This shirt is great for the Holidays. It has a picture of the fictitious Saint Nick with the words, "Santa Isn't Real Nor Is Jesus #woke." 

This shirt is hilarious. Please don't pretend that it's not.

Wear with caution.This shirt will leave your Christian neighbors feeling butthurt. This shirt has the words “Stuck On Stupid” written on the chest. The “T” in both words is replaced with a shared Christian cross.

DISCLAIMER: Please make no mistake. We at Depressing T-Shirts loath humans of all creeds and kinds very much equally. We find the faithful no more or less despicable than our fellow non-believers. Humans in general suck. However we do not afford the ideasheld by groups to the advantage. Religious ideas are silly, archaic and dangerous. So, we are highly critical of these ideas any chance that we can.

This shirt bears the existential quantifier, “∄“ which means “THERE DOES NOT EXIST”. Surrounding this symbol is a circle bearing words which represent ideas that can only exist in concept. They are: purpose, knowledge, meaning and divinity. This shirt is guaranteed to get some fun and interesting conversations going.